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wizardgrum:

it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with that

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buzzfeed:

Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results.

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"If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law."
"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed  (via 1112pm)
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r-colored:

there’s playing piano, which is difficult

there’s ragtime piano, which involves difficult techniques and at its best involves lots of improvisations on a theme

then there’s stride piano, which involves no sheet music and is fully improvised along a basic melody and chord progression

then there’s stride piano duet, which involves no sheet music and is fully improvised along a basic melody and progression AND YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR DUET PARTNER’S BODY LANGUAGE

basically this is magic

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

the last one im so fuckign doen w/ trying

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newdorkcity:

Dante’s Inferno: a guide to hell

newdorkcity:

Dante’s Inferno: a guide to hell

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