May 2013
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greydelisle:
“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
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elephantology:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
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ehmanuelle:
how to get a hot body
heat oven to 425° F
get in oven
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rumour:
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
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thunderwear:
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
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claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
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arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS